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Amy Jean Klobuchar is an American Politician who served united states representative from Savanna's 2nd Congressional district

Personal life
Amy Jean Klobuchar was born on May 25th 1960 to Debbie Stabenow and Avery Klobuchar. She has 1 child Joni Ernst. Klobuchar and had a wife named Ava Crosslin. She has 1 sibling named Kirsten Gillibrand. She divorced Crosslin and Married Pal Bacon

Early life
Amy was born in Plymouth Minnesota and was said to be the hottest girl in class. She attended Sex school Elementary where, at just the age of 10, she became a professional slut. Amy was top in [censored] class receiving the highest trade possible. She also came in first in [censored] a subjected she aced all her quizzes in. At just the age of 15 she became the youngest nurse in the U.S. Military

Professional Slut
In a series of matches every year held by he Stabenow Foundation, it would determine who the next slut would be. Klobuchar was always inspired in Stabenow and her Ability to [censored] people. Against all the odds, she won the first Slut competition. Klobuchar would go around the world teaching young little girls how to [censored]. Her efforts landed her the best slut award 10 years later

Nurse in the U.S. Military
At just the age of 15 she entered the U.S. military. Her job was simple. When the soldiers came back him, she would [censored] them to comfort them. It was here that she became such a good [censored]. Just 1 year after entering she got the Nobel Peace price. Klobuchar said her time in the Military really helped her learn as a person. It made her time as a slut much more easier she said. Since then Klobuchar has been awarded 3 purple hearts for her service.

Family
In 1984 she married Ava Crosslin. The news shocked people as LGBTQ+ marriage was considered odd. She didn't listen to the hate and continued with it. The same year they had their first child. Pal Bacon

1984 house run
In 1984 she ran unopposed as no one else signed up. She win that race with 100% of the vote with write-ins not even there

Time in the U.S. house
Her time in the house started of with her proposing in the Sex offender act. In May she became the house Minority leader for the Communist party and just 3 hours later the chair of the conference. After the Impeachment trial of Vice President Tim Andrews and failing to show up many house members pressured her to resign. On May 31st 1986 she did