Stewart-Warren syndrome

Stewart-Warren syndrome (SWS) is a rare mental disorder and sexually transmitted disease named after its first patient, Former Supreme Court Chief Justice Stewart Frederick. The disorder was named and classified by James Bauer in 2005. The United States Health and Human Services Department classified SWS as an official medical disorder and STD in 2005, although no other health authorities have recognized it as such as of 2006.

Symptoms
Symptoms of SWS include illiteracy, inability to comprehend hypothetical situations, poor skills relating to mathematics, split personality disorder and/or social awkwardness, uncontrollable flatulence or defecation and asexual reproduction.

Its first patient Frederick Stewart experienced all of the listed symptoms.

Symptoms begin appearing as early as two months old, and get more severe as time goes on. A 12-year old with SWS will have all symptoms of the syndrome, and by 15 will have severe side-affects from their syndrome. Symptoms appear to subside once a patient is surrounded in an educational environment, but may persist.

Diagnosis
SWS can be easily diagnosed by symptoms seen in patients.

Treatment
The most effective treatment for SWS is to retire from social life for a period of a few months, seek therapeutic help, and increase literacy. SWS patients may also be advised to attempt to socialize with others like rational human beings. If symptoms persist after these treatment, psychologists generally recommend permanent retirement from public life.

Outbreak
On December 14, Myles Kinney, the former president was found crossing the border. It was found that He contracted the Stewart-Warren syndrome (SWS). Soon Greg Dover and Stewart, the "Patient Zero" was found inside, spreading the SWS among the members, including Fmr. President Eickle. Carmine D'Angelo was next on the list, he spread it to George Hartman.