User:LizArchive/Ox Dise Caulk

Ox Dise Caulk is a US Representative and Former US Representative from Savannah's 5th Congressional District from 1985-1986, and He is Richard Ossoff's running mate for the Social Democratic Party's nomination for President of the United States in 1988. He was a candidate for the New Republican Party's nomination for Savannah Senate Class III against Pal Bacon in 1986. in 1989, HE CAME BACK TO LIFE.

Early life
In his early years, Ox Dise Caulk, for the most part, stayed out of politics. He graduated from the University of Cheyenne with a degree in finance, and after getting out of college, she pursued stock market trading. Caulk became extremely successful, garnering 44 million dollars by the time he first ran for public office. He also married Colin Caulk after they founded a super pac together.

1984 run
After dropping out of a Cheyenne senate race, Ox Dise Caulk moved to Savannah in order to run for Savannah's 5th district, which was unopposed. With no write-in candidates, He won with 100% of the vote.

House Term
Ox Dise Caulk's house term was mainly consisting of frequently interrupting house sessions, dissenting nearly all motions, and voting nay on all but the most popular bills (even including many of her own party's bills). Tragically, his term was cut short by her stroke and subsequent death.

Death
On July 21, 1986 Ox Dise Caulk died at the tender age of 17, having suffered a sudden stroke alone at her house. His body was found two days later. It is rumored among the locals that Caulk's life was taken by Heest's soul after their betrayal.

(insert explanation for ox coming back to life here)
He magically came back like a good cum boy.